What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:01

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Hulu’s ‘Predator: Killer Of Killers’ Lands Predator’s Best Critic Score Ever - Forbes
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios
No go.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Predator: Killer of Killers Ending Explained - Does It Set Up Prey 2? - IGN
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Just Forget it!