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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Hulu’s ‘Predator: Killer Of Killers’ Lands Predator’s Best Critic Score Ever - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios

No go.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Predator: Killer of Killers Ending Explained - Does It Set Up Prey 2? - IGN

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

‘This is a tragedy:’ UW doctor pushes back against RFK Jr.’s COVID vaccine recommendations - MyNorthwest.com

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

So they tried

Is spinach easy to grow?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com